SE5E18: Public Pantsportation, Vacuuming Farts, and Poo Batteries

November 20, 2014

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A regular episode this week! We open the show with Justin Bieber Hour! Then rapidfire news about chicken Jesus, anuses, and molly!

We head to Paranormal.About.com, to read true ghost stories compiled by Stephen Wagner!

Then we conclude the show with an edition of Tech Talk!

Jesus Chicken

Justin Bieber Hour
Antoine Dodson — I WANT TO FIGHT JUSTIN BIEBER
Selena Gomez Wanted Justin Bieber To Know About David Henrie Date
Justin Bieber — I’m on a Mission … Like an Actual Religious Mission
Justin Bieber Unfollowed Selena Gomez On Instagram
Justin Bieber’s childhood home is for sale

Japan’s levitating train travels 300 mph and just carried its first passengers

Ernesto Hernandez Almost Eats Chicken Breast That Resembles Jesus
WTF: Guy Trying To Vacuum His Farts Vacuums His Anus By Accident
Not Feeling Sexy? Try Frogs in a Blender!
Bad Molly Trip Makes Man Steal Ambulance And Jerk Off In Police Station

Terrifying Face in the Window
Ghost on the Baby Monitor

#1 skateboarder Tony Hawk test-rides first real hoverboard (VIDEO)
Could POOP soon power smartphones? Natural process found in bacteria in feces could be used to improve ‘bio batteries’

Music
Laura Welsh – Break the Fall (Gemini Remix)
Crywolf – Eyes Half Closed
Kasbo – Reaching
Phoenix Shadow & The Painted Pianos – Shadows
Razihel – Skybreaker
ZHU – Faded (M4SONIC Remix)

SE5E17: Third Man Phenomenon, Snuff Films, and Jonathan Wilson

November 13, 2014

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A solo show this week with just K. K rapidfires the week’s news, then reads a Redditor’s experience on /r/nosleep, regarding snuff films.

Jonathan Wilson (of Project Labyrinth) then joins the show to discuss the recent event at Villisca Axe Murder House.

Robot Makes You Feel Like There’s a Ghost Behind You
Guardian Angels Or The ‘Third Man Factor’?
Florida Sinkhole Swallows Another Helpless Car (PHOTO)
Woman Slams Pedestrian With Car Mirror Over Lost Parking Spot: Cops
Alleged Cookie Thieves No Match For Girl Scouts

somethingstraange – I’ve found a homemade snuff film

‘Ghost Hunter’ Was Reportedly Part of a Paranormal Investigation at the Infamous Villisca Ax Murder House When Something Terrifying Happened
http://www.villiscaiowa.com/
Villisca Axe Murders

Man Gets Impaled On Shovel On ‘Untold Stories Of The E.R.’ Airing Nov. 15

Music
Synchronice – Denouement
Electric Joy Ride – I’m Still Alive
Clark Kent & Yinyues – Cosmos (Skrux & Complexion Remix)
Kevin Drew ft. Taryn Manning – Summer Ashes (VIP)
Reeves Raymond – Brighter Lights (Culture Code Remix)
Protohype ft. Alina Renae – Fly (Killabyte Remix)

SE5E16: Jaden Smith, Sex Travel, and Alabama Words

November 6, 2014

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Our opening episode for November! We open the show with discussion of the recent fake story of Jaden Smith planning to cut his penis off when he turns 18.

Then we rapidfire the week’s headlines, including another dog food story, paying for travel with sex, and much more.

Fast-food outrages have been plaguing the globe; we discuss some occasions of it.

Finally, we close the episode with another edition of Urban Tongue!

Justin Bieber Hour
The Latest Justin Bieber Scent Has Arrived: Is It on Your Wish List?
Usher Not Happy With Justin Bieber’s Behavior
Justin Bieber Writing New Music: Motivated By Selena Gomez Breakup?
Justin Bieber News Today: Biebs Reportedly Gives Up Singing, ‘Boyfriend’ Star Ready To Reinvent Himself And Develop His Full Personality As A ‘Cage Fighter,’ Pregnant Jelena Afraid For Baby

Man With No Shame Tries To Make Love To A Tree In Broad Daylight (Video)
JADEN SMITH TO REMOVE PENIS UPON TURNING 18
Circumdecision
Meet the fake penguins aiding research

Toronto man seeks woman with ex’s name for free trip around the world
‘She’s my guardian angel’: Dying grandad’s miraculous recovery after ‘ghost’ appears in ‘last photo’
Woman Travels Across Country To Have Sex With Men In Each City She Visits
Why One Woman Lived on Dog Food for 6 Days

Northern California Man Flips A Lid At Local In-N-Out After No One Thanks Him For Holding The Door Open
Update: Miami Cops Looking for Suspect in Early-Morning Taco Rage Shooting
Angry customer hits McDonalds worker with McMuffin
Wendy’s Manger Shot Over Chili Sauce Limit
Disabled woman’s anger at McDonald’s refusal of service

Music
Klaypex – Lights (Skrux Remix)
Curious Kontrol Feat. Diamond Eyes – First Love
Electus – To A Friend
EvenS – How Many Times
Feint – Phosphor (feat. Miyoki)
Stonebank ft. EMEL – Eagle Eyes

SE5E15: Microwaved Pastas, Angela’s Ouija, and WOW1

October 30, 2014

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Our last October episode! We kick off the Halloween special with micropastas, about lights, dogs, and more!

Then we discuss a few Halloween-related stories!

We move to Stephen Wagner‘s paranormal.about.com, for some creepy emailed-in stories!

Then a story about a woman named Angela, who was threatened by a ouija board!

We close the episode with another live ouija board session. A few spirits (we think) chose to speak to us.

Thanks
Dog’s Lick
Focus
Run

Justin Bieber: His Plan To Dress Up As Selena Gomez For Halloween
Justin Bieber Planning The Sexiest Christmas Ever With Selena Gomez

10 Year Old Murders Elderly Woman
‘Walking Dead’ Actress Goes Undercover And Saves 55 Sex Slaves In Real Life
8 Super Weird Things You Didn’t Know About Halloween

EVIL IN THE ATTIC
THE VOICE IN BLOOD CEMETERY

“Die bitch”: Ouija board spells out murderous threat to mum from the afterlife

Music
Slicey – Horror Dub
Abstrakt Sonance – Rigamortis
Elpis – Aletheia’s lullaby
FREQUENC – Teir 15 (bounce3)
AEROSPACEmusic – Meadow Park
Monxx – Exception

SE5E14: Chimney Girl, McKamey Manor, and Jeff the Killer

October 23, 2014

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Another edition our Halloween month episodes on J & K After Dark!

We open the episode with a deep analysis of Justin Bieber‘s recent stories. Then we rapidfire odd news from the week!

We discuss Russ McKamey‘s McKamey Manor, and how potentially frightening it is! Then a creepy edition of Tech Talk

McKamey Manor Promo

We conclude the episode with our reading of Sesseur‘s Jeff the Killer! (Thanks to Jonathan Wilson for sending the story in!)

Justin Bieber Hour
Pink Gives Selena Gomez an Unsolicited Love Advice: “Drop Justin Bieber”
Justin Bieber Sings Love Song To Selena Gomez?
The Transformation of Justin Bieber From a White Youth to a Black Man
Could listening to Justin Bieber be good for your CAREER?

5 Vintage Urban Legends And Myths That Still Creep Us Out

Suspect Found ‘Enjoying A Bowl Of Salad’ Inside Someone’s Closet: Cops
People Are Selling Their Imaginary Friends On eBay
Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa Gets Stuck In Ex’s Chimney: Cops
Man Explains Why He Cut Off His Penis (NSFW)

The most extreme haunted house attraction in the world is a horrifying psychological nightmare

Brain–computer interface
Google patents a way to clone your mind

Jeff the Killer

Music
Matt Purdy – Dark Horse
Direct & Labisch – Better World
Nightwalker – Emmanuel Cassiers
Pegboard Nerds – Here It Comes (Original Mix)
Phrenik – Stay Where You Are (ft. Nikki B)
Sluko – Random Story