SE5E22: The Last Episode

December 18, 2014

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*NOTE* We accidentally say Season Five Episode Twenty One.

This week’s episode of J & K After Dark is our very last episode.

We try to keep it short and concise, with the very last rapidfiring of odd news. Then we, of course, head to Paranormal.About.com, to discuss Stephen Wagner stories!

We end with the very last segment of Tech Talk We’d like to thank Ke$ha.

Chopoon or Spooncho?

Facebook Auto-Enhance

So, a drunk man in a zebra costume walks into the wrong duplex
Sean Boies Posed As Victoria’s Secret Rep To Get Underwear Photos From Women: Cops
30,000 People Bought Actual Poop From Cards Against Humanity
Sony Says Theaters Don’t Have to Show ‘The Interview’ After Threats
Sony Hackers Threaten 9/11 Attack on Movie Theaters That Screen ‘The Interview’

Hide-n-Seek Ghost and the Furry Thing
Poltergeist Messes with My iPad

Tech Talk
Facebook Starts Auto-Enhancing Photos Because Algorithms Are Better At Filters Than You
Chopoon or Spooncho?

Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Back Together After Breakup?
Justin Bieber Jokingly Strangles Chris Brown in an Instagram Pic
JUSTIN BIEBER GETS REJECTED BY GIRL BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE ELLEN DEGENERES

Music
Dubba Jonny – A Brief Introduction on Dubstep Production
Ariana & the Rose – In Your Bed (Kevin Drew Remix)
$aturn – Cross Roads ft. Skrux
T-Mass – The One ft. Mona Moua (Seven Day Siege Remix)
Arion – The Nutcracker (Christmas Dubstep Remix)

SE5E21: Fashion Grandpa, Furries, and Penultimate

December 11, 2014

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The second to last episode of JKAD! Danny O.Joins the last half of the show for the last edition of Things That Need to Stop!

We open the episode with the usual Justin Bieber news, then head to the week’s headlines, discussing Santa, grandpas, and much much more.

Prom Danny

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Justin Bieber Hour
Justin Bieber Dyes His Hair Bright Blonde, Shows Off New Look in Shirtless Selfie
Justin Bieber Is Dating Hailey Baldwin While Selena Gomez Is Moving On Too
Justin Bieber Comforts Crying Young Fan: “You Gotta Smile!”

San Jose: Suicidal woman who shut down I-680 later bites jail deputy, authorities say

Wisconsin boys dial 911 in search of Santa
Michigan College Class Focuses on Netflix Series
Swastika Wrapping Paper Pulled From Walgreens
Modeling for teen-girl clothes on Tmall, 72-year-old grandpa becomes Internet sensation

Harvard Professor Apologizes to Chinese Restaurant for Rant
Alabama Minister Wesley Savage Opens Church At Buffalo Wild Wings
In Europe, Ugly Sells In The Produce Aisle

Furry Convention Chlorine Gas Incident Sickens 19 Near Chicago
Teacher Quits After Student Pens Jesus, Pot Story

Music
Savagez – Assassin
KDrew – Circles (SirensCeol Remix)
Borgore – Decisions (Mutrix Remix)
Desmeon – On That Day (feat. ElDiablo, Flint & Zadik)
The Weeknd – Wicked Games (HugLife Remix)
Singularity – Rift (Reaktion Remix)

SE5E20: Signature Scents, North Korea, and Future Cars

December 4, 2014

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This week’s episode of J & K After Dark opens once again with news of Justin Bieber‘s recent antics!

Then we discuss the week’s headlines, include U.K’s ban of certain things in porn!

We visit North Korea, for a discussion about their tourism, and a domestic discussion of circumcision!


Vaginal Scenets, courtesy of Peter de Cupere

North Korean Tourism

We conclude the episode with Tech Talk!

Justin Bieber Hour
Cops called after Justin Bieber and pals ‘disrupt traffic and cause a ruckus on their skateboards in downtown LA’
Justin Bieber & Hailey Baldwin: Why He’s Not Chasing After Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber’s Dad Reportedly Threw His Dog Out The Window In A Fit Of Rage!
Could listening to Justin Bieber or One Direction make you STINGY? Hearing tracks you don’t like makes you less generous

25 Super-Cool Gifts For Your Wish List!

About 100 Brains Missing From University of Texas
First boyfriend for singing star Susan Boyle at 53
British Censors Ban Spanking, Female Ejaculation And Other Sex Acts From Online Porn
The Vagina Scent Artists Returns With A Reprise Of That Courbet Painting (NSFW)

North Korea Launches Bizarre Website In An Attempt To Encourage Tourism
CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks

Tech Talk
10 Features Your Car Will Have By 2020
Pizza Hut’s New Menu Supposedly Reads Your Mind Then Picks Your Toppings (In 2.5 Seconds)

Music
ShockLine – Alive
Ascendance – Let Me In ft. Cori Pena (Vocal Mix)
Dragonette – Pick Up The Phone (RoughMath Remix)
Feed Me – Strange Behaviour (ft. Tasha Baxter)
Singularity Feat Steffi Nguyen – The Tide
Just A Gent – Stars Beyond Stars

SE5E19: The Fedora Factor, Naked Ceiling Man, and Blickity Black

November 27, 2014

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This week’s episode of J & K After Dark features a story sent in by our friend over at Project Labyrinth, Jonathan Wilson. It deals with Miley Cyrus’s birthday outing.

Then we rapidfire some weird news regarding fedoras, bananas, ceilings, and donating blood! We conclude the episode with Cragislist Corner.

Gentle Lady Seeks Ornamental Hermit

Justin Bieber Hour
Justin Bieber Gives Followers Life Advice in New Instagram Post
Justin Bieber Isn’t Even 21, Yet Makes More Money Than Meryl Streep

11 things you’ll fight over this Thanksgiving
Miley Cyrus Rode A Mechanical Penis For Her Birthday

Maybe it was the hat? Trilby-wearing gunman gives up trying to rob Spanish pharmacist after staff refuse to take him seriously
Black Friday Shoppers Get in Line 3 Weeks Early
n Seattle, tofu turkeys get Thanksgiving pardons
SF POLICE WARN CHINESE SPEAKERS OF BLESSING SCAM

Cops: Naked Suspect Assaults Man, 84, at Airport
Man arrested; deputies say he aimed banana at them
This Controller Draws Real Blood Every Time You’re Shot In A Video Game

Craigslist Corner
I think I was kissed by a ninja… – w4m
PARTY roommate wanted!
LET’S FUCKING FRISBEE
Must Love Dogs – 41 (Decatur)
That burrito, jesus. But from where? – m4w
lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druid
Gentle Lady Seeks Ornamental Hermit

Music
Skrux ft. Mona Moua – Being Human (Arkana Remix)
Modestep & Koven – Take It All
Elliot Berger ft. Laura Brehm – Diamond Sky
Reeves Raymond – Brighter Lights (Culture Code Remix)
Katie Melua – The Flood (Jakwob Remix)

SE5E18: Public Pantsportation, Vacuuming Farts, and Poo Batteries

November 20, 2014

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A regular episode this week! We open the show with Justin Bieber Hour! Then rapidfire news about chicken Jesus, anuses, and molly!

We head to Paranormal.About.com, to read true ghost stories compiled by Stephen Wagner!

Then we conclude the show with an edition of Tech Talk!

Jesus Chicken

Justin Bieber Hour
Antoine Dodson — I WANT TO FIGHT JUSTIN BIEBER
Selena Gomez Wanted Justin Bieber To Know About David Henrie Date
Justin Bieber — I’m on a Mission … Like an Actual Religious Mission
Justin Bieber Unfollowed Selena Gomez On Instagram
Justin Bieber’s childhood home is for sale

Japan’s levitating train travels 300 mph and just carried its first passengers

Ernesto Hernandez Almost Eats Chicken Breast That Resembles Jesus
WTF: Guy Trying To Vacuum His Farts Vacuums His Anus By Accident
Not Feeling Sexy? Try Frogs in a Blender!
Bad Molly Trip Makes Man Steal Ambulance And Jerk Off In Police Station

Terrifying Face in the Window
Ghost on the Baby Monitor

#1 skateboarder Tony Hawk test-rides first real hoverboard (VIDEO)
Could POOP soon power smartphones? Natural process found in bacteria in feces could be used to improve ‘bio batteries’

Music
Laura Welsh – Break the Fall (Gemini Remix)
Crywolf – Eyes Half Closed
Kasbo – Reaching
Phoenix Shadow & The Painted Pianos – Shadows
Razihel – Skybreaker
ZHU – Faded (M4SONIC Remix)